aku, exam dan lawn mower...

kepade warge rose park yg masih lagik membute pade pukol 10 am 14th of November 2005, aku mintak maap awal awal kalo bunyik lawn mower mengejut kan korang... aku tau korang stadi kuat ntuk exam sampai tdo kol 5-6 pagi.... tapi nk buat camne, dh mmg keje aku potong potong rumput nih.... kalo x potong, hassan x bagi gaji..... lawn mower nih pon satu... dah le bunyik kuat banget... siap tersedak sedak lagik..... tercekik rumput kaa??.... petrol dah cukup, blade dah asah tajam tajam, minyak pelincir dh taruk, aku siap handle with politeness and care lagik...tapi knape ko masih tersemput2??.... takkan nk aku usap pagi pagi kot baru bleh berjalan dgn lancar??... ke ko (lawn mower tersebut...bkn korang) lagik prefer traditional way dgn bagi asap kemenyan tiap tiap malam bulan penuh kot??..... mengarut mengarut.....ishhh... mesen mesen zaman skarang nih manje manje belake....

beginilah kisah hidopku sehari harian sejak abeh exam...menjadik full time tukang kebun rose park dan building yg bersangkut paut....korang bangun pagi2 gie wayville pavillion ntuk amik exam, aku lak bangun pagi pagi ntuk kutip daun2 kering, rumput dan dahan2 mati.... ni laa sumber pendapatan aku sekarang..... tu laa...korang blaja rajen rajen yek... jgn jadik tukang kebun cam aku... kalo dah tetiap ari kol 9-6 buat keje keje yg gune energy, siap panas terik lagik, lembik gemalai aku... tapi takpe...berusehelah dol...hiyarghhhhhh..... ganbatte kudasaiiii....

hah....eniwey, kpd mereka mereka yg x abeh exam lagik, slamat stadi sampai korang rase nk muntah yek....hakhakhak....kalo nak caffein tablet (NOdoz), aku ade beberape ketul lagik dlm pencil case aku....hhuhuuu...kpd yg nk balik mlesia plak, slamat balik...slamat buat practical jugak kpd mereka2 yg terlibat.....sesape yg practical kt KLCC tuh, bgtau aku... bleh aku mengasah bakat ke-generous-an anda dgn mintak blanje lunch...nantih aku promote aa kebaek hatian anda......bak kate pepatah, hutang budi dibawe mati....

SHORTHEST RAYE EDITION EVER

raye dlm computer bad wasn't too bad after all.... at least 10 wishes aku dpt fr memember yg non muslim dlm lab nih...including the one yg reno shout front the front of the lab..... thanx dude.... u made everibody elses dlm lab including aussie aussie yg aku x knal wish aku "selemet heri reye" pronounced as "slay-mat...hairy....ray-year"...apape lah dude...janji raye aku meriah thn nih dh wishes.....slamat hari raye everyone...maaf zahir & batin

owhh..i'm mentally tired....

3 weeks of major assignments, projects & test... and now aku at the end of it...the last assignment as an engineering student: Fire Engineering; "comparison between empirical calculations and fire dynamics simulation".... bcoz of this assignment aaa aku dok kt lab komp drpd kol 3 ptg sampai 6 pagi...4 ari berturut turut....balik, mandi+tdo jab, pastuh gie uni balik...wah... sungguh cerie idop aku sejak kebelakangan inih....jgn dilupekan exam air conditioning pade ari sabtu yah... (aduihhhhh....)

diumumkan bahawe aku telah mengactivate kan balik semangat menjadik penyokong Blackburn Rovers dlm english premier league...ini sume kerna bdk2 rose park yg telah membakar jiwa aku ntuk tgk premier league every weekend night.... walaupon Rovers x terer sgt, aku still supporter diorang...since 1992.... and now, i'm back melaungkan "go pedersen, go bellamy, go emerton, go friedel, GO ROVERS" walaupon name2 yg aku sebut tadik x knal pon aku...tapi aku knal diorang ape.....GO ROVERS~!! walaupon aku seketul jek supporter blackburn kt rose park nih... kene kutuk pon aku sorang2 gak.... tabah jugak aku nih ek...baru aku sedar....hahahaa

yer...esok dh nk raye dah....but aku still kt lab nih... raye thn nih merupekan raye yg last aku kt adelaide.... bbdk umno club panggil mkn2 ptg esok... nampaknye, tepakse aaa aku reserve perot aku ntuk majlis nih... bes btol ah....mmg antare agenda utame aku mase raye adelah mkn.... mase2 camnih aa memember aku yg liat nk masak bleh come out dgn mcm2 food masakan diorang.... sedap lak tuh... masak skalik skale but sedap gella... pelik aku.... ape rahsie korang aa?....taruk ajinomoto lebih kaa??.... kalo aku, masak skali sekale ke, berkaler kaler ke, same jek...rase ampeh....aku rase, kucing pon segan kalo nk mkn food yg aku masak... cheh.. neway, selamat ari raye kpd sume.... jgn raye kt lab comp yek... byk lagik mende yg korang bleh buat mase raye... pegi aa menziarah sedare mare, memember ke..... kem salam skalik kt diorang ek...kate "master kem salam..."

21st Oct...i failed again

a promise had been made...however, i failed again..... reasons?... i know the reasons but somehow not much effort yg aku buat ntuk avoid...salah aku...and this time aku almost di punish.... i hope i'll learn something from that..almost....sikit sikit jek lagi.... maybe sbb aku cepat sgt lupe ape yg x best yg terpakse di endure; especially bile dapat something yg best.. now aku nk buat another promise to myself..... "Please Khairul Irman Dollmat....remember who u r right now...remember ur parents' and families' hope"....

went through exhibition and accounting exam dgn excellent.... we end up dgn 2nd place in 2 categories drpd 45 group mase exhibition.....innovative project and comercial potential project.....but sgt mencabar bile i had to talk for 8 hours sume sbb project....tekak kering gella but mengenangkan puase, takat telan air liur jek laaa nk kasi basahkan tekak aku yg dh perit........at the end of the day, mase buke puase, aku realize yg aku tak ingat name kengkawan aku....took 5 minutes ntuk ingat name some of them....and terkantol ngan diorang lak tuh bile aku dpt difficulties nk borak ngan diorang,.....jgn kecik ati ngan aku wehhh.....arggghhh....project exhibition nih tlh memblankkan minda sedar aku....

accounting exam plak mmg menarik...sgt sgt menarik...tuh jek aku nk cakap...huhu

bad day at the office??.....why??

no it wasnt....it was a gud day instead...so no need to explain why rite?.... or kene gak??.... aku rase kene gak aa kot..sbb karang kalo x type, ade 31 patah perkataan jek laa...srupe x yah type pape.... pemalas punye final yer..... huahuahua.... jgn kutuk aku aa... aku tau korang pon ade perasaan malas terpendam....

eniway....aku x cukop tdo mlm td...ade makhluk bername maknusie mengacau aku tdo yg membuatkan aku hanye bleh tdo lepas subuh....lebey kurang kol 5.15 am aa tuh...pastuh kol 9 ade klas....setup alarm kol 8 kononnye bleh bgn aa... celik2 jek mate, dok terkebil2 tepi katil...tibe tibe...."uuuukkkkk"..... aku tahan perasaan nk muntah....gella ah....sebbaek sempat tahan...kalo x, tambah satu lagik keje....nih sure ah sbb x cukop tdo....kalo takat mate panda/ merah hantu takpe, nih nk muntah skalik....hishhh.... gave a call to ramon b4 sambung tdo balik... aku kene get a proper sleep sbb kol 1 ade presentation dgn state government pasal final yer project kitorang....

cut the crite yg meleret2, summarynye, org state government ade aa dlm 20 org tgk presentation kitorang...lepas putar sane, putar sinih; last2 org2 state government stuju dgn project 1.7 million kitorang...and nak build satu in the future....aku n kiah tesengih2... ingatkan project nih maen suke2 jek...nk buat betol ke?.... david n supervisor aku, Dr Bassam Dally mmg dh agak yg org state government nk build one...so diorang x tekejut sgt aaa...."we were happy with the progress...it was a very good presentation and congtratulation for all of u for a good job and being able to explain everything clearly in english,even it is not your mothertongue language... this project has a bright future and we will further propose your project to state politicians", kate Allan..... there might be wakil from media, politicians, state government officer and even engineers ntuk exhibition kitorang jumaat nih... aisehh...aku, harris, ramon, ivan, david ngan kiah mule2 dh kembang2 idong tibe2 kempis balik....makin byk aaa keje kitorang ntuk impress org2 tuh sume.....makin kurang aa mase tdo aku....laaa...tdo lagikk aku pikir....

$5 payrise and what's the total nantih?...

pukol 4 pagi.... mase nih aku terkebil kebil dpn komp nih...kejap2 buat report, kejap2 tgk world news, pastuh menggatal nk type kt sinih.... org laen tgh sedap gella tdo.... aku x rase floor nih ade yg bgn sahur xcept aku...tuh pon aku bknnye bgn...aku stay drpd pg tadik.... ade aussie2 yg br blk drpd mabok2 memekak kt jln dpn ostel, n aku x rase maer n farn dh balk drpd crabbing... hopefully korang dpt byk ketam..... even mlm nih agak sejuk aa gak...semangat jek korang gie crabbing..... syabbas anak anak malaysia... :P..... nape aku x tdo lagik?... tu ke yg ko nk tanye aku?... kalo x, buat2 ah tanye aku soklan tuh.... nih dh 3 mlm beturutturut camnih....the next 4 weeks adelah weeks yg perit skek.... esaiment, test, exam, report sume bertimbun2...besor besor lak tuh percentage..... so aku decide tuh amik kopi pekat...tanak caffein tablet dah...x de feel kalo makan pil.....better minum espresso + biskot.... lagik layannnn...... effect die, sampai kol 4 pagi aku x ngantuk2.... terkebil2 mcm cicak sangap..... tapik nih lagik sgp drpd cicak.... aku dh sampai tahap tepu drpd nk buat keje and thats the time ntuk stop...tapi x leh tdo lak... tunggu jek laa sampai subuh....ikan ikan comet n danios aku dh syok jek tdo dlm aquarium tuh....rase nk kacau diorang pon ade but nanti aku takot diorang kaco aku dlm mimpi lak kang... so better aku dok diam2..... tapi dlm pening byk2 esaimen pon, hassan bgtau smalam yg allowance jadik duty officer n gardener naek 5 dollar.... menjadikkan $15 per hour ntuk gardening n $25 per nyte ntuk standby duty officer... lebat aa gak side income aku sem nih... bleh gie bagpacking lagik nantih... yeahhhh.....

mister syahmi @ cami

satu pose hebat drpd cami, memberi amaran kpd cameraman amatur (zuan, merangkap pakcik die jugak) supaye jgn kaco mak die nk tdo.... hushh... baru sbulan dh ade pandangan amaran yg menggerunkan.... takpe, nanti pakcik die yg kt adelaide nih ajar mandi n berkubang dlm sungai n sawah, pandangan tersebut boleh dipertajamkan lagi.....hushh.... gella khusyuk ah kak ina tdo...weh jab, kak ina tdo pakai spek~!... kene report kt ayah nih...hahahhaa...kasi kene lecture ngan ayah.....